"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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lordbape:

have you ever read a long post and you were like “yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” in the beginning, and then you’re getting lower and you’re like “eee—oh.. i— hmmmmmmm” and then you get to the end and you’re like “oh nooo lol.. naw lol, nvm no thank u”

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Tags: lol yup

they call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy

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radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

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andrewgarfielddaily:

Andrew Garfield attends ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Premiere in Rome (April 14, 2014)

andrewgarfielddaily:

Andrew Garfield attends ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Premiere in Rome (April 14, 2014)

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lexjoprincess:

"Oh my god Panic! at the disco is so emo!"

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yeah they are so emo it scares me

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gaywrites:

The Louisiana House yesterday voted to uphold an unconstitutional state ban on sodomy — essentially political jargon for gay sex — as part of its “crimes against nature” law. 

In Lawrence v. Texas in 2003, the Supreme Court ruled that sodomy bans are unconstitutional. But a handful of states, including Louisiana, refuse to change their anti-sodomy laws. While the statute technically can’t be used as a basis to arrest people, Louisiana deputies have reportedly made sodomy-related arrests recently, inciting a lawmaker to try to repeal it. 

Against all logic or reason, on Tuesday, the state House voted 66-27 to keep the anti-sodomy law in place. 

In a letter urging Louisiana lawmakers to reject the proposal, the influential Christian lobbying organization wrote, “Louisiana’s anti-sodomy statute is consistent with the values of Louisiana residents who consider this behavior to be dangerous, unhealthy, and immoral.”

In a hearing earlier this month, Bill Smith, a member of the Louisiana Family Forum, told committee members that anti-sodomy laws save the lives of gay people by decreasing their exposure to HIV.

"I have homosexuals in my family. I’m here out of love and concern for the health of these people," Smith said in April. “The fact is this opens up ways for them to really kill themselves.”

I want to scream and cry and throw things. 

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metadreaming:

sassythought:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

friendly reminder that Frodo’s parents drowned when he was 12

and he’s seeing his best friend almost drown

feels. have some.

Not ok. Never ok. 

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centersfordiseasecontrol:

seriouslyamerica:

PETITION FOR THE HILARIOUS JESSICA WILLIAMS TO GET HER OWN SHOW!

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YES YES YES YES YES 

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Tags: DO WANT

make me choose | norasparnell/anonymous asked me
↳Fiona Gallagher or Veronica fisher

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"Mickey, have a seat, man. No one gives a shit who you bang."

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"When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

Anthony Mackie (via rexilla)

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